It's my bithday so yall trolls can lay off

Listen up clyde and jack an all a u dang damn trolls, I've posted a picture of jack thaddeus because jack is a little f******* weasel!!!! Nevermind. Mommy Snorlax said that i have to try out my new camera and my new potion mix cuz i mixed fanta/semen so this time i mixed santorum/fanta and i transfomed into ALEC BENSON LEARY!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO8ML-7LnSA&feature=player_embedded

My Ima was killed by the GERMAN MAFIA!!!

A read today from the Shizersdorf newspaper that some trolls (led by that DAMN DANG MOTHERF****** DURTY CLYDE CASH!!111) hired the German Mafia TO KILL MY IMA!!!! She died in a driveby shooting on sunday night, apparently they set her mansion on fire to lead her out, then the SHOT HER!!!! as you can see from the pic above, i am copletly ready to blast deez 4side boomerang worshipin, reeb-swillin Mercedes-benz drivin niggos!!!!!
Peace 2 da fanz deth 2 da GERManz

Daniel O'Brien is a GOD%&#$ LIAR!!!!

I talked to notorious SLANDEROUS TROLL DAN O'BRIEN and he apparently knows nothing about trolling me! THAT IS A GOD**** lie Daniel and you know it! You have repeatedly trolled me, and my family, and my heartsweets numerous times on his F***ING SLANDEROUS CRACKEDAPEDIA DRAMATICA PAGE!!!! I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH BECAUSE DAN OBRIEN IS REALLY CLYDE CASH!
I ALSO WILL HAVE SEX WITH MY SWEET IMA NEXT WEEK.

<3 CWC

Sonichu's Delayed

Hello again loyal & true sonichu fans. You may have noticed the picture of me standing next to a somewhat BEAT UP 1994 Ford Escort. That is sonchu. He is my beloved transformer station wagon that can also transform into a boat. I will utilize his boat transforming powers to visit my beloved Ima Faeke in Shizersdorf, Sexony Germany. THATS WHERE THEY INVENTED SEX. i know that because that is what sweet Ima told me. that when i get to her mansion that she is gonna be NAKED AND HER TITTIES AND CHINA WILL BE EXPOSED. Because I will be too busy having sex time with Ima, I cannot work on my Sonichu comix.

I CAN FEEL IT IN THE COSMOS!!!!

That's right you damn durty trolls. I have a new heartsweet by the name of Ima Faeke. She's German, 'Ich Bin Shwul, Ima!' THAT MEANS I LOVE YOU IN GERMEN! AND SHE IS DEFINATLY NOT A 14-year old boy trolling me! she said that she'd suck on my buddha belly then move down to my SLIGHTLY BENT duck. she loves me, even though she has talked with both Clyde Cash and REDBLAYDE666, those damn dang dirty trolls. *sigh* I love you Ima. Perhaps I'll visit you in Shizersdorf during the summer, BUT U CAN'T COME CLYDE CAUSE YOUR A GODDAMN SLANDEROUS HOMO.

LOVE TO IMA, DAMN THE TROLLS,
<3 CWC

Dan O'Brien is a slanderous troll

Dem slanderous trolls at Cracked.com have really grinded mah gears dis time. they have SLANDERED AND LIBELED MY GOOD NAME. AND I, CHRISTOPHER WILLIAM CHANDLER WILL NOT HAVE IT!!!!
I WILL STRANGLE THAT DANIEL CASH!! DEATH TO DOB OF HAZLET, NEW JERSEY!!!
Daniel, If you have the time to take a day off from attacking innocent 28-year old girlfriend-free boys over the internet, why don't you come to my parent's house in the small town of Ruckersville, Virginia. SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS!!!!

Bob Chandler Is Dead

You dang damn dirty trolls get it thru your fuckin skulls!!! My Dad died at 5:52 PM last night at The Charlottesville hospital because of a massive stroke. I edited this onto CWCki, THE TROLL WIKI, but the ever so slanderous CLYDE CASH deleted it immediately. God**** Clyde thought i was a troll. F*** you, Clyde! my dad's death is not a joke!!! the troll's called him "the internet lumberjack" because he walked in on me mass debating ONE TIME. that was just ONE TIME HE CAUGHT ME rubbin' ducks. You can send me your condolences at ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Hello Sawnichu Fayuns!!!

It's me, CWC, givin' yall the news about Sonichu, Rosechu, and my new character Stonerchu. Yep, thats him to youre left. I was smokin mad whaky tobacky when i made him. that god**** CLYDE CASH SENT ME SOMA DAT S&%# THRU DA MAIL!!!! but it just made me paraniod!!!! anyway, i gotta go feed snorlax. PS BOB IS DEAD.